GETTING OLDER

Bobby B asks the question – Is getting older driving you crazy ? Don’t worry , here are ten good things about it : – The therapy will finally start kicking in
– Saying you forgot will be enough of an excuse
– You can devote your full attention to complaining
– You can write people out of your will
– Your becoming a cornerstone of science , gravity
– On a sinking boat you will be saved with the women and children – Going to bed will be simpler now that you can fall asleep in your chair – If you were getting younger instead of older people would hate you – Kidnappers will not be very interested in you
– You can watch the obituaries for people you do not like

From the paperback book : 1003 Great Things About Getting Older by Lisa Birnbach , Ann Hodgman and Patricia Marx

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